Dear Santa,

Since I've been a good girl, please grant me this wish

I want to gouge your her out
open her up with a bread knife
skin her
give herr inards to the dogs
pour wax on herr heart
burn herr hair
slowly watch her bleed
make a homeless guy f*** her (which will be worthless coz i doubt that she's a virgin)
I'll make sure he has HIV
surgically implant ginormous boobs
surgically implant new inards that will make her survive for a month or so
make sure she's still alive
do the same thing to everyone she cares about
but i'll kill THEM of course
watch her cry
hear her plead
make her beg
force her to vomit
make her crawl in the sahara desert
let some scorpion bite her
then a snake
then a spider
make an elephant trample on her hand
repair it
and do it again
make some aligator chomp off her leg
sew a new pair of eyes back on
I'll make sure it's her bf's eyes
burn her house/houses down
make her watch it
and i'll throw her to give her 3rd degree burn
And I'll grant her a wish to cremate her....
I'll do it while she lives
Then I'll put it all on tape
place it in you tube
make an annonymous account and show it to the whole fucking world

I know that she's been a bad girl and I have been very good this year. Thanks Santa!
=k-chan

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That, my friend, wont be enough torture...
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Yes, I'm pissed...