A daily collection of my favorite FMLs.

ALL TAKEN FROM http://www.fmylife.com/ and am collecting them as an expression of how much I like them. I am NOT STEALING THEM AS MY OWN.

"Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML"

"Today, someone asked my fiancee and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML"


"Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML" -OKAY. YOUR LIFE IS TOTALLY FUCKED.

"Today, I was visiting my girlfriend's house to meet her parents. We were having a nice conversation and her mom then asked "What have you done recently that was great?" I replied without thinking "Your daughter." FML" -ROFLMAO!!FAAAAAAAAAIL!!!! =))